|There ought to be a law...
||[Mar. 28th, 2011|03:35 pm]
Presented for your amusement, LA Municipal code section 43.30:|
No person shall advertise by sign, circular, handbill or in any newspaper, periodical, or magazine, or other publication or publications, or by any other means, to tell fortunes, to find or restore lost or stolen property, to locate oil wells, gold or silver or other ore or metal or natural product; to restore lost love or friendship, to unite or procure lovers, husbands, wives, lost relatives or friends, for or without pay, by means of occult or psychic powers, faculities, forces, crafts or sciences, including clairvoyance, spirits, mediumship, seership, prophecy, astrology, palmistry, necromancy, cards, talismans, charms, potions, magnetism or magnetized articles or substances, oriental mysteries, magic of any kind or nature, or numerology.
No person shall engage in or carry on any business the advertisement of which is prohibited by this section.
This is why Harry Dresden had to set up shop in Chicago. He wouldn't be allowed to advertise OR engage in business here in LA.
So you'll just have to locate your metals, find true love and discover oil using science. Sorry!